Watching the Bulls game: That's me! That's me when I was in the Bulls game! (In reference to his fave player, Joakim Noah.) - I bust up laughing and poor Emily who's nursing and half asleep, starts wailing like I just stabbed her in the eye.
Fighting about eating his dinner: I want baby Emily to feed me.
Yelling at him about not playing with the door at the top if the basement stairs (for the hundredth time this week): Settle down mommy.